In our honest opinion, this girl can do no wrong. Jessica Alba can act in the most ridiculous movie with Mike Myers and still have us gushing over her dusky beauty. Her fabulous career choices more than make up for her questionable ones, and of course, when she strips off her clothes, everything else is moot. Those lovely curves on her petite frame make her a perpetual Lolita you’d want to exploit, never mind that she’s a mommy now.

In an era when taking off your clothes is not something that can lift an eyebrow, Jessica Alba’s nudity is lifting more than that! Her fresh-faced looks and her alluring bod with just the right curves and no unnatural additives makes such a refreshing counterpoint, you won’t know if you want to fap away to her or just sit back and go “aww” at this gorgeous piece of Hollywood pie. Now that she’s a mommy, her curves have only gotten more pronounced. What a lucky star, indeed.

…and we know you’re made of “firmer” stuff than most Hollywood ditzes. That coffee-colored transparent blouse is the best wank fodder to ever grace a red carpet, and we’re all hoping you’re gonna flash us your carpet next time! Wink, wink. Until then, we shall feast our eyes on your lovely smile and your lovelier pair of tits that’s almost criminal when restrained by a brassiere or similar…

Jessica Alba makes good copy, whether or not she has her clothes on, or even when she’s pregnant! This is one celebrity momma that’s made a smooth transition from being a babyfaced heart throb to a certified MILF with little to no grief. Even those who’ve fapped away to her dance routine on Sin City have to concede that she makes a gorgeous mom, losing her pregnancy fat as if it’s ice cream melting on a summer day. How does this little minx do it? In no time, she’s back to her form pre-pregnancy, showing us a beautiful bit of cleavage when she’s tanning herself and not showing any indication that she minds this invasion of her privacy. What a sweet, sexy gal. See more of Ms Alba on Banned Celebs and pay homage.