Jessica Alba Sex Blog

Sexy Jessica Alba’s sitting on her glorious ass, just chillaxin’ as she models a flesh-colored bikini bottom paired with a bright orange top for us today. It’s pretty obvious, however, that expensive-looking swimsuits such as the one gracing her glorious bum will never get wet, at least as far as pools and beaches are concerned. But hey, maybe if you do something really naughty, Ms Alba can get it wet in her own erotic, exquisite way, if you know what I’m sayin’.

If you don’t, maybe you need to see more of Jessica in various states of undress, so click on her pics.

…and we know you’re made of “firmer” stuff than most Hollywood ditzes. That coffee-colored transparent blouse is the best wank fodder to ever grace a red carpet, and we’re all hoping you’re gonna flash us your carpet next time! Wink, wink. Until then, we shall feast our eyes on your lovely smile and your lovelier pair of tits that’s almost criminal when restrained by a brassiere or similar…

See more of Jessica Alba’s wardrobe malfunctions now, and see if you can keep it in your pants, pervs!

Jessica Alba looks like the stuff of wet dreams in this gorgeous glamour photo, upstaging the most artistically directed Sports Illustrated spread just by hooking one thumb on her bikini bottom and looking positively ravishing. Her toned and tanned midriff glistening in the sun and her sun-streaked hair waving in the breeze, she can rival Botticelli’s Birth Of Venus painting, never mind if her hair is honey blonde rather than red in manner of Simonette Vespucci. You can all go and sigh and walk into the ocean now, if you must. This vision will not be staying afloat on water for too long…

Culo, in Spanish, means ass. And as a tip of the proverbial hat to Jessica Alba’s Hispanic roots, we’re paying homage to her ass in this butt-baring, wank-worthy photo op. The paparazzi really excelled in this stolen shot, we have to hand it to them. They caught the precise moment when Ms Alba’s getting up from a prone position, and she also seems to have lost her bikini top in the process…ayayay! If you’re feeling shortchanged and rear-ended (haha!) with this pic, however, feel free to click on the pic and peruse some more of Ms Alba’s semi-naked and gloriously tanned charms!

In our honest opinion, this girl can do no wrong. Jessica Alba can act in the most ridiculous movie with Mike Myers and still have us gushing over her dusky beauty. Her fabulous career choices more than make up for her questionable ones, and of course, when she strips off her clothes, everything else is moot. Those lovely curves on her petite frame make her a perpetual Lolita you’d want to exploit, never mind that she’s a mommy now.

In an era when taking off your clothes is not something that can lift an eyebrow, Jessica Alba’s nudity is lifting more than that! Her fresh-faced looks and her alluring bod with just the right curves and no unnatural additives makes such a refreshing counterpoint, you won’t know if you want to fap away to her or just sit back and go “aww” at this gorgeous piece of Hollywood pie. Now that she’s a mommy, her curves have only gotten more pronounced. What a lucky star, indeed.

Jessica Alba makes good copy, whether or not she has her clothes on, or even when she’s pregnant! This is one celebrity momma that’s made a smooth transition from being a babyfaced heart throb to a certified MILF with little to no grief. Even those who’ve fapped away to her dance routine on Sin City have to concede that she makes a gorgeous mom, losing her pregnancy fat as if it’s ice cream melting on a summer day. How does this little minx do it? In no time, she’s back to her form pre-pregnancy, showing us a beautiful bit of cleavage when she’s tanning herself and not showing any indication that she minds this invasion of her privacy. What a sweet, sexy gal. See more of Ms Alba on Banned Celebs and pay homage.