Posts Tagged ‘paparazzi’

We Can See Through You, Jess!

Monday, August 18th, 2008

…and we know you’re made of “firmer” stuff than most Hollywood ditzes. That coffee-colored transparent blouse is the best wank fodder to ever grace a red carpet, and we’re all hoping you’re gonna flash us your carpet next time! Wink, wink. Until then, we shall feast our eyes on your lovely smile and your lovelier pair of tits that’s almost criminal when restrained by a brassiere or similar…

Jessica Sics One On You Pervs

Monday, August 18th, 2008

Jessica Alba makes good copy, whether or not she has her clothes on, or even when she’s pregnant! This is one celebrity momma that’s made a smooth transition from being a babyfaced heart throb to a certified MILF with little to no grief. Even those who’ve fapped away to her dance routine on Sin City have to concede that she makes a gorgeous mom, losing her pregnancy fat as if it’s ice cream melting on a summer day. How does this little minx do it? In no time, she’s back to her form pre-pregnancy, showing us a beautiful bit of cleavage when she’s tanning herself and not showing any indication that she minds this invasion of her privacy. What a sweet, sexy gal. See more of Ms Alba on Banned Celebs and pay homage.


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