Jessica Alba Sex Blog

Culo, in Spanish, means ass. And as a tip of the proverbial hat to Jessica Alba’s Hispanic roots, we’re paying homage to her ass in this butt-baring, wank-worthy photo op. The paparazzi really excelled in this stolen shot, we have to hand it to them. They caught the precise moment when Ms Alba’s getting up from a prone position, and she also seems to have lost her bikini top in the process…ayayay! If you’re feeling shortchanged and rear-ended (haha!) with this pic, however, feel free to click on the pic and peruse some more of Ms Alba’s semi-naked and gloriously tanned charms!

…and we know you’re made of “firmer” stuff than most Hollywood ditzes. That coffee-colored transparent blouse is the best wank fodder to ever grace a red carpet, and we’re all hoping you’re gonna flash us your carpet next time! Wink, wink. Until then, we shall feast our eyes on your lovely smile and your lovelier pair of tits that’s almost criminal when restrained by a brassiere or similar…

Jessica Alba makes good copy, whether or not she has her clothes on, or even when she’s pregnant! This is one celebrity momma that’s made a smooth transition from being a babyfaced heart throb to a certified MILF with little to no grief. Even those who’ve fapped away to her dance routine on Sin City have to concede that she makes a gorgeous mom, losing her pregnancy fat as if it’s ice cream melting on a summer day. How does this little minx do it? In no time, she’s back to her form pre-pregnancy, showing us a beautiful bit of cleavage when she’s tanning herself and not showing any indication that she minds this invasion of her privacy. What a sweet, sexy gal. See more of Ms Alba on Banned Celebs and pay homage.